{"id":8748,"date":"2011-04-27T02:15:43","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T02:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/?p=8748"},"modified":"2011-04-27T02:17:06","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T02:17:06","slug":"craig-ferguson-tickets-lemonade-bald","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rsanews.com\/new\/craig-ferguson-tickets-lemonade-bald\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: large;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-9075\" style=\"margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;\" title=\"02 Craig Ferguson (7)\" src=\"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/04\/02-Craig-Ferguson-7.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>A Quiet Day in the Volcano<\/strong><\/span>\r\nIt&#8217;s so quiet in the hollowed-out volcano you can hear the breeze blowing through the cleverly camouflaging island vegetation outside.\u00c2\u00a0 <strong>Craig&#8217;<\/strong>s robot skeleton sidekick <strong>Geoff Peteresen<\/strong> may be self-aware but he is probably unplugged at the moment.\u00c2\u00a0 We have heard no instructions for the robot skeleton army from our fearless leader and yet we are always training, always at the ready for the day he calls upon us.\r\n\r\nIn the meantime, tickets are selling quickly now for Craig&#8217;s live appearances this week in North Carolina, Texas and Oklahoma.  Tickets are now on sale for most shows.  Tickets for July&#8217;s Salt Lake City show will be available in May and for September&#8217;s Minnesota shows in June. We still have not heard of a starting date for ticket sales for July&#8217;s show in Toronto but we&#8217;ll pass it along when we know.\u00c2\u00a0 The folks at Bass Hall in Fort Worth sent a reminder: [quotetweet 62904649237266432]As always, the most up-to-date information is available on our <a href=\"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/live-comedy-tour\/\" target=\"_blank\">Live Comedy Tour<\/a> page.\r\n\r\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: large;\"><strong>Lemonade Stand<\/strong><\/span>\r\nThe RSA&#8217;s @<strong>bgrhubarb<\/strong> wondered aloud today whatever happened to Craig&#8217;s lemonade stand at the Grove shopping center in Los Angeles?\u00c2\u00a0 Back in late February, the RSA&#8217;s @<strong>KreuzersKorner<\/strong> spotted Craig and <strong>Sid<\/strong> taping what appeared to be a segment at the Grove and <a href=\"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/craig-ferguson-the-grove\/\" target=\"_blank\">took some pictures<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 It is possible they were taping something to be used for a corporate event and it won&#8217;t be seen on the show.\u00c2\u00a0 But who knows?\u00c2\u00a0 It could pop up unexpectedly any time.\r\n\r\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: large;\"><strong>Stylin&#8217; with Craig<\/strong><\/span>\r\nCraig talks about his bald spot(s).\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Video courtesy: Fergufool<\/span>\r\n<object width=\"560\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OlqOvQaSid8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OlqOvQaSid8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: large;\"><strong>Tonight&#8217;s Guests<\/strong><\/span>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/05-Larry-King.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4336\" style=\"margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;\" title=\"05 Larry King\" src=\"http:\/\/rsanews.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/05-Larry-King-112x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"112\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/01\/05-Larry-King-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/01\/05-Larry-King-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/images.rsanews.com\/2011\/01\/05-Larry-King.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 112px) 100vw, 112px\" \/><\/a>The Late Late Show is in &#8220;encore presentation&#8221; mode Tuesday and Wednesday.\u00c2\u00a0 On Tuesday, enjoy the March 29th episode featuring retired TV host <strong>Larry King<\/strong> and medical correspondent <strong>Dr. Sanjay Gupta<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 And on Wednesday, it&#8217;s the March 30th episode featuring actor <strong>Matthew McConaughey<\/strong> and actress <strong>Amy Smart<\/strong>.  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